Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

Sex Is Good For About Two Years, And Then You Need Love.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.