Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?