Macho Does Not Prove Mucho

I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous Man Than An Ugly One.

To Be Loved Is A Strength. To Love Is A Weakness.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.