When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

It's Never As Easy To Keep Your Own Spouse Happy As It Is To Make Someone Else's Spouse Happy.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced. I Keep The House.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.