When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

We Were Both In Love With Him. I Fell Out Of Love With Him, But He Didn't.

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.