When In Trouble, Take A Bath And

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.