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My Husband Said It Was Him Or The Cat. I Miss Him Sometimes.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

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