Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

What I Call Loaded, I'm Not. What Other People Call Loaded I Am.

If I Would Believe What I Read About Myself, I Would Hate My Guts Too.

It Was Not My Class Of People. There Was Not A Producer, A Press Agent, A Director, An Actor.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.