Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

One Of My Theories Is That Men Love With Their Eyes; Women Love With Their Ears.

I Was Always A Good Housekeeper. Whenever I Divorced I Always Kept The House.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.