I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous

Macho Doesn't Prove Mucho.

You Never Really Know A Man Until You Have Divorced Him.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?