I'd Rather Be Hit By A Gorgeous

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?