To A Smart Girl Men Are No

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

Having Been Engaged Rather A Lot Of Times, Zsa Zsa Gabor Was Asked Whether A Lady Should Give Back The Ring. Her Answer? "of Course Dahlink, But First, You Take Out All The Diamonds.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His House.