I'm A Great Housekeeper. I Get Divorced.

I've Been Married Most Of My Life. And When You're Married, You Don't Have Sex.

I Don't Remember Anybody's Name. How Do You Think The "dahling" Thing Got Started?

To A Smart Girl Men Are No Problem - They're The Answer.

When In Trouble, Take A Bath And Wash Your Hair.

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.