I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I Always Said Marriage Should Be A Fifty-fifty Proposition. He Should Be At Least Fifty Years Old, And Have At Least Fifty-million Dollars.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

Parisian Men Make Love All Day And Have No Time To Work; American Men Work All Day And Have No Time For Love.