Sex Is Good For About Two Years,

Husbands Are Like Fires - They Go Out When Unattended.

When I'm Alone, I Can Sleep Crossways In Bed Without An Argument.

I've Never Met An Ugly Millionaire. They All Look Cute. No Wonder I Married 4 Of Them

I Never Hated Any Of My Ex-fiances Enough To Return The Rings.

It Was Not My Class Of People. There Was Not A Producer, A Press Agent, A Director, An Actor.