My Haircutter Figured Out I Whine Less

If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food It Can Give You Diarrhea. But Once You Wipe It Off Your Windows, You're Fine.

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling At His Son, What Are You Doing?! You Know I Don't Eat Bread!! Is There Such A Thing As Health Food Abuse?

People Do What They Do To Each Other And They Feed On It.

Bob Saget Was Known, In The Comedy Clubs In Those Days, As Extremely Funny But With Dark Humor. It Was Always An Inside Joke Among Comics, When He Got Full House, It Was, Like, Wow, Hes Playing This All-american Dad Kind Of Thing. That Was Not Bob Saget. His Comedic Style Is Definitely More Twisted, And He Has An Edgier Side Than He Showed In Full House.