Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling

Around Comics, I've Always Been Known For, Oh, That's Not Dirty, This Is Dirty.

I Was On Entourage Last Week Smoking A Bong And Making Out With Hookers And I Did Show Them That Before, Cause It Wasn't A Hard 'r' Cause A Lot Of People Are Watching That Show That They Know, Not My Little One - She's 12, But Very Sophisticated So It's An Unusual Case.

If 'what Doesn't Kill You Makes You Stronger,' How Do You Explain Zombies?

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

Ladies, Apologies, But Isn't 'vintage' Just Used Stuff?