Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling

The Nature Of Comedy Is 'just Do It.' But I Think What's Interesting About It Is This Joke Has Been Around And Why. And It's Just Saying What's Wrong And How Wrong Can You Be If You Say It.

I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw Paul Newman's Face On Salad Dressing And Spaghetti Sauce....i Thought He Was Missing.

Full House Was A Show That Was Done For Ten-year-olds. The Critics Hated It. They Said Terrible, Terrible Things About It. But It Should Have Been Reviewed By Ten-year-olds. That's Who It Was Made For. They Loved It. And If They Loved It, Great. Why The Hell Does A Fifty-year-old Guy Working At A Big Newspaper Have To Tell Me I'm A Piece Of Crap?

I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger A Spider Though.

Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling At His Son, What Are You Doing?! You Know I Don't Eat Bread!! Is There Such A Thing As Health Food Abuse?