My Golf Game Is Getting Real Good.

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

I Was So Poor Growing Up...if I Wasn't A Boy...i'd Have Nothing To Play With.

I Recently Had Double-bypass Surgery. As They Wheel You In, The Doctor Always Gives You A Last Look. You Know That Look. That Look Of Confidence To Make You Feel Good. I Always Say To Every Doctor, If I Don't Make It, I'll Never Know It.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Tell Ya I Got A Stupid Son. That's One Load That Shoulda Been Shot On The Wall.