My Epiglottis Is Full Of Bees!

I'm Having A Nice Cold Pint And Waiting For This To Blow Over.

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.

If You're Thinking Of Coming To America, This Is What It's Like: You've Got Your Comfort Inn, You've Got Your Best Western, And You've Got Your Red Lobster Where You Eat. Everybody's Very Fat, Everybody's Very Stupid And Everybody's Very Rude - It's Not A Holiday Programme, It's The Truth.

God May Have Created The World In Six Days, But While He Was Resting On The Seventh, Beelzebub Popped Up And Did This Place.

Hollywood Movies Are Designed For 15-year-old Youths From North Dakota Who, Intellectually Speaking, Are On Equal Terms With A British Zoo Animal.