My Body Is A Temple, And My

I Will Only Praise Someone Who Can't Take Anything Away From Me.

I Was Getting Dressed And A Peeping Tom Looked In The Window, Took A Look And Pulled Down The Shade.

I Hate Reality Shows That Are Not Reality.

I Have No Boobs Whatsoever. On My Wedding Night My Husband Said, 'let Me Help You With Those Buttons' And I Told Him, 'i'm Completely Naked'.

I Was Not An Attractive Child.