My Body Is A Temple, And My

That Baby Is So Ugly... I've Never Seen A Six-month-old So Desperately In Need Of A Wax.

Last Night I Asked My Husband, 'what's Your Favorite Sexual Position?' And He Said, 'next Door.'

I'm Going Out With These Old Guys. One Guy Gave Me A Hickey And Left His Teeth In My Neck. Another Man, We Were Having A Perfectly Lovely Dinner; He Looked Up And Me And Went: You're Not My Wife! Another Guy Died During Dinner. I Had To Go In His Pocket To Get The American Express Card. Then You Wonder: What Would He Tip? Another Guy Said: I Want You To Meet My Family, And Took Me To The Cemetery.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.

Before We Make Love, My Husband Takes A Pain Killer.