My Body Is A Temple, And My

Just Remember: Surviving Is The Best Revenge, No Matter What The Disaster Has Been.

I've Always Hate Child Stars, Starting From Way Back When, When I Was A Child. The First Child Star I Saw Was Shirley Temple. She Was Six Years Old, Two Foot Six And The Biggest Star In Hollywood. She Wore Ribbons In Her Hair, And Frilly Little Pinafores And Shiny Patent-leather Tap Shoes - Just Like The Boys In Glee Do.

Any Form Of Complacency Is The Kiss Of Death For Any Professional.

Don't Tell Your Kids You Had An Easy Birth Or They Won't Respect You. For Years I Used To Wake Up My Daughter And Say, 'melissa You Ripped Me To Shreds. Now Go Back To Sleep.'.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.