Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.