Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.