I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.