I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

She's Vibrator Dependent.

When I Look Out Into Your Faces, You Know What I See? I See A Little Bit Of Elvis In Each And Every One Of You Out There.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.