I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

Music Tele-vision Should Be Covered In Jism.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.