I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time

She Was Lying Like A Loaf Of Bread. I Said, Baby, Baby, Baby, Are You Dead?

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

Elvis Is Everywhere. Elvis Is Everything. Elvis Is Everybody. Elvis Is Still The King.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.