Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

Dad's Going Steady With A Pig In The Barn.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.

I Can Fall Asleep At Any Time And Wake Up At Any Time.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.