Tiffany Is Wrestling In Jell-o.

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.

I Can't Understand People Calling Themselves Religious And Being Hateful. If A Preacher Is Preaching Hate, To Fear God That's Not Religion, That's Not Helping Humanity, That's Organizing An Army To Defeat Somebody.

She's Vibrator Dependent.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child, It's A Big Foot Baby All Covered In Fur.