You Only Live Once, So Off With

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

I Thought I Was The Last American Weirdo Then I Met Chris Chandler.

You Only Live Once, So Off With Them Pants. Hell Ain't For Sure, It's Only A Chance.

I Graduated From College In Ohio And Bummed Around For A While, And Then I Joined Vista, Which Was A Domestic Peace Corps Kind Of Thing, And They Sent Me To Colorado.

I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos, As Long As They Don't Live Next Door.