I Love Blacks And Gays And Latinos,

Rave Music Sounds Like An Electronic Disco Version Of '30s Universal Monster Movies.

National 21 Drinking Age, Huh, What Do You Think About That? A Bunch Of Malarkey, Whatever Malarkey Is, Man, It's A Whole Bunch Of It.

People From Outer Space They Come Up To Me, They Don't Look Like Doctor Spock, They Don't Look Like Klingons, All That Star Trek Jive. They Look Like Elvis.

I Love You More Than The Pool Hall, But Not As Much As Football.

Me And Don Henley Are Fast Acquaintances Now, Or Something. He Actually Got On Stage And Sang With Me.