Most Men Are Secretly Still Mad At

Neurotics Build Castles In The Air, Psychotics Live In Them. My Mother Cleans Them.

My Husband Gave Me A Necklace. It's Fake. I Requested Fake. Maybe I'm Paranoid, But In This Day And Age, I Don't Want Something Around My Neck That's Worth More Than My Head.

Someday I Want To Be Rich. Some People Get So Rich They Lose All Respect For Humanity. That's How Rich I Want To Be.

I Know I Want To Have Children While My Parents Are Still Young Enough To Take Care Of Them.

Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You Know What I've Never Seen In A Men's Magazine? A Makeover.