I Love To Sleep. Do You? Isn't

Men Do Cry, But Only When Assembling Furniture.

The Older Theory Was, Marry An Older Man Because They're More Mature. But The New Theory Is Men Don't Mature. Marry A Younger One.

Men Forget Everything; Women Remember Everything. That's Why Men Need Instant Replay In Sports. They've Already Forgotten What's Happened.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Men Are Very Confident People. Even A Sixty-year-old Man With No Arms Thinks He Could Play In The Super Bowl If He Had To.