Men Have Better Self-images Than Women. You

Waiters And Waitresses Are Becoming Nicer And Much More Caring. I Used To Pay My Check, They Would Say "thank You." That's Now Escalated Into "you Care Care Of Yourself, Now." The Other Day I Paid My Check And The Waiter Said, "don't Put Off That Mammogram."

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

I Had No Desire To Be A Stand-up Comic Until I Decided To Do It.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.