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There Is A Woman Who Swam Around Manhattan, And I Asked Her, Why? She Said, It Hadn't Ever Been Done Before. Well, She Didn't Have To Do That. If She Wanted To Something No One Had Ever Done Before, All She Had To Do Was Vacuum My Apartment.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."

The Way A Man Looks At Himself In A Mirror Will Tell You If He Can Ever Care About Anyone Else.

Men Would Like Monogamy Better If It Sounded Less Like Monotony.

Never Play Peek-a-boo With A Child On A Long Plane Trip. There's No End To The Game. Finally I Grabbed Him By The Bib And Said, "look, It's Always Gonna Be Me!"