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The Closest I Ever Came To A Menage-a-trois Was When I Dated A Schizophrenic.

When I Eventually Met Mr. Right I Had No Idea That His First Name Was Always.

I Want To Have Children, But My Friends Scare Me. One Of My Friends Told Me She Was In Labor For 36 Hours. I Don't Even Want To Do Anything That Feels Good For 36 Hours.

I Worry About Las Vegas Schools. I Hear In Math, They Only Teach Them To Count To 21.

Most Of The Men Sitting In First Class On An Airplane Have Really Boring Jobs.