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When The Sun Comes Up, I Have Morals Again.

The Vatican Is Against Surrogate Mothers. Good Thing They Didn't Have That Rule When Jesus Was Born.

You Know, If You Need 100 Rounds To Kill A Deer, Maybe Hunting Isn't Your Sport.

You Never See A Man Walking Down The Street With A Woman Who Has A Little Potbelly And A Bald Spot.

The Thing About Breaking Up When You Get Older, You Just Don't Have The Steam Anymore. "oh, That's It. I Can't Start Shaving My Legs Above The Knee Again."