We've Seen The Uproars Around The World

Every Time We Help An Animal, We Are Healing Ourselves, Over And Over.

My Brother Is Gay And My Parents Don't Care, As Long As He Marries A Doctor.

When I Played The Sahara Hotel In Las Vegas On New Year's Eve, I Got To Bring Wiley, My 85-pound Black Lab. He's Responsible For My Favorite New Year's Memory Of All: At The End Of The Show, He Ran Onstage And Then Out Across All The Tables In The Showroom, Sending Champagne Glasses And Gamblers Flying.

It Doesn't Bother Me That I'm Not A Household Word On The East Coast. Baton Rouge, Raleigh, Minneapolis - I'm So Popular In These Cities Where You've Never Imagined An East Coast Comedian Working.

My Family Was Totally Non-religious. There Was No Question We Were Jewish, But We Were Not Observant.