Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.