Men Are Less Sentimental Than Women. No

Men Own Basketball Teams. Every Year Cheerleaders' Outfits Get Tighter And Briefer, And Players' Shorts Get Baggier And Longer.

When Men Break Up They Want To Remain Friends. Why? Why Can't They Just Get Lost?

All Men Look Nerdy In Black Socks And Sandals.

Men Have Higher Body Temperatures Than Women. If Your Heating Goes Out In Winter, I Recommend Sleeping Next To A Man. Men Are Like Portable Heaters That Snore.

I Knew So Little About Money I Used To Sign My Check, "love, Rita."