An Amicable Divorce Is Like A Ventilated

Men Are Self-confident Because They Grow Up Identifying With Super-heroes. Women Have Bad Self-images Because They Grow Up Identifying With Barbie.

I Admire The Pope. I Have A Lot Of Respect For Anyone Who Can Tour Without An Album.

They Usually Have Two Tellers In My Local Bank, Except When It's Very Busy, When They Have One.

I Paid Attention To Not Being A Comedian, And Just Concentrated On Being Who I Was. That Is What You Have To Do. If You Say You Are A Comedian That Has Been Done Before. If You Just Be Who You Are Then You Are Unique. Everyone Is Unique.

Men Reach Their Sexual Peak At Eighteen. Women Reach Theirs At Thirty-five. Do You Get The Feeling That God Is Playing A Practical Joke?