Yes, I've Now Got This Nice Little

Men Don't Live Well By Themselves. They Don't Even Live Like People. They Live Like Bears With Furniture.

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

Men Like Phones With Lots Of Buttons. It Makes Them Feel Important.

I Was Going To Have Cosmetic Surgery Until I Noticed That The Doctor's Office Was Full Of Portraits By Picasso.

I Get A Lot Of Return Business. I Think It's All Those Years I Put In Traveling Around The Country; People Saw Me Before And Had A Good Time So They Want To See Me Again.