Men Who Have A Pierced Ear Are

Good Weather All The Week, But Come The Weekend The Weather Stinks. When The Weather Is Too Hot They Complain, Too Cold They Complain, And When It's Just Right, They're Watching Tv.

How Come When You Mix Water And Flour Together You Get Glue...and Then You Add Eggs And Sugar And You Get Cake? Where Does The Glue Go?

Men Like To Barbecue. Men Will Cook If Danger Is Involved.

Men Who Listen To Classical Music Tend Not To Spit.

My Vegas Act Is How I Make My Money.