Men And Women Are Immigrants In Each

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

I Believe That Love And Laughter Can Only Happen When One Person Takes The Time To Think About What Would Cause The Other Person To Feel Good.