Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.

This Book Was Written In Those Long Hours I Spent Waiting For My Wife To Get Dressed To Go Out. And If She Had Never Gotten Dressed At All This Book Would Never Have Been Written.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.