Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

My Favourite Poem Is The One That Starts 'thirty Days Hath September' Because It Actually Tells You Something.