Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.

I'll Never Forget My Wedding Day... They Threw Vitamin Pills

One Woman And One Man Might Have Been Ok In Your Grandmother's Day, But Who Wants To Marry Your Grandmother? Not Even Your Grandfather!

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

I Don't Care To Belong To A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.