Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Why A Four-year-old Child Could Understand This Report. Run Out And Find Me A Four-year-old Child. I Can't Make Head Nor Tail Out Of It.

Those Are My Principles, And If You Don't Like Them... Well, I Have Others.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.