Come On In Girls, And Leave All

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

I Write By Ear. I Tried Writing With The Typewriter, But I Found It Too Unwieldy