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Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.