Come On In Girls, And Leave All

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

Politics Doesn't Make Strange Bedfellows - Marriage Does.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

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