Come On In Girls, And Leave All

I Made A Killing On Wall Street A Few Years Ago...i Shot My Broker.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)