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I'm Going To Iowa For An Award. Then I'm Appearing At Carnegie Hall, It's Sold Out. Then I'm Sailing To France To Be Honored By The French Government - I'd Give It All Up For One Erection.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.

Gerald Ford Was Unknown Throughout America. Now He's Unknown Throughout The World.

Afraid? Me? A Man Who's Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.