If You Are Not Having Fun You

A Moose Is An Animal With Horns On The Front Of Its Head And A Hunting Lodge Wall On The Back Of It

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Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

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I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.