I Was Born At A Very Early

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.