My Favourite Poem Is The One That

Wages? You Want To Be Wage Slaves? Answer Me That! Of Course Not. What Is It That Makes Wage Slaves? Wages! I Want You To Be Free. Strike Off Your Chains! Strike Up The Band! Strike Three You're Out! Remember, There's Nothing Like Liberty, Except Colliers And The Saturday Evening Post. Be Free, Now And Forever. One And Individual. One For All And All For Me, And Tea For Two And Six For A Quarter.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

Dig Trenches? With Our Men Being Killed Off Like Flies? There Isn't Time To Dig Trenches. We'll Have To Buy Them Ready Made.

The Secret Of Life Is Honesty And Fair Dealing. If You Can Fake That, You've Got It Made.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.