Love Is A Lot Like A Backache.

At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

As Long As You're Working, You Stay Young.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

I Love To Sing, And I Love To Drink Scotch. Most People Would Rather Hear Me Drink Scotch.

I'd Say That About 82 Percent Of What I Write Is Bad, But Don't Go By Me; I'm As Bad A Judge As I Am A Writer. Look, If It Were All Good, You'd Be Paying Twice As Much For This Book.