How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

Say Goodnight Gracie.

Sex Has Been Around For A Long Time. You May Not Believe This, But It Was Around Before I Was.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

It's No Surprise That Things Are So Screwed Up: Everyone That Knows How To Run A Government Is Either Driving Taxicabs Or Cutting Hair.