I Get Up Every Morning And Read

In What Other Business Can A Guy My Age Drink Martinis, Smoke Cigars And Sing? I Think All People Who Retire Ought To Go Into Show Business. I've Been Retired All My Life.

Someone Who Makes You Laugh Is A Comedian. Someone Who Makes You Think And Then Laugh Is A Humorist.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.

If You Stay In The Business Long Enough And Get To Be Old Enough, You Get To Be New Again.

I Look Better, Feel Better, Make Love Better And I'll Tell You Something Else....i Never Lied Better.