This Is All So Exciting I've Decided

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

Should I Be The One To Play God? We're Both About The Same Age, But We Grew Up In Different Neighborhoods.

My Best Advice: Fall In Love With What You Do For A Living.

First You Forget Names, Then You Forget Faces. Next You Forget To Pull Your Zipper Up And Finally, You Forget To Pull It Down.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.