It's Good To Be Here. At 98,

Sex Is The Universal Language In Which Nobody Speaks; They Don't Have To.

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

There's Nothing Wrong With Making Love With The Light On. Just Make Sure The Car Door Is Closed.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .