It's Good To Be Here. At 98,

If I Had Taken My Doctor's Advice And Quit Smoking When He Advised Me To, I Wouldn't Have Lived To Go To His Funeral.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.

This Is All So Exciting I've Decided To Keep Making One Movie Every 36 Years.

Since I've Made It To 87 So Far, Obviously My Two Kids And My Seven Grandchildren Haven't Been Too Hard On Me. On The Other Hand, The Fact That I Have An Unlisted Phone Number And Move A Lot Might Have Something To Do With It.