Young. Old. Just Words.

People Are Always Asking Me How Much I'm Worth. Well, All I Can Say Is, I've Got Enough Money To Last Me The Rest Of My Life. As Long As I Die In The Next 20 Minutes.

When I Was A Boy The Dead Sea Was Only Sick.

I Was Brought Up To Respect My Elders, So Now I Don't Have To Respect Anybody.

Too Bad That All The People Who Know How To Run The Country Are Busy Driving Taxicabs And Cutting Hair.

I Don't Care What You Do For A Living. If You Love It, You Are A Success.