I Was Always Taught To Respect My

Don't Stay In Bed, Unless You Can Make Money In Bed.

Let Me Get One Thing Straight; I'm Not An Authority On Sex, I'm More Of A Fan. I Think Sex Is Nice; No Family Should Be Without It. Of Course, There Are Other Things That Are Just As Important As Sex, Like Uh . . . Like Uh . . . Like . . . Uh . . . Well, I'll Think Of It Later.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

From Paris We Took The Orient Express To Vienna. I Must Say I Was Terribly Disappointed; Nobody Was Murdered On The Train.

I Drink Coffee With My Right Hand, And I Smoke With My Left. But I Talk With Both Hands.