At My Age Flowers Scare Me.

Nice To Be Here? At My Age It's Nice To Be Anywhere.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.

I Get A Standing Ovation Just Standing

There's An Old Saying, 'life Begins At Forty.' That's Silly. Life Begins Every Morning You Wake Up.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!