When I'm In Front Of An Audience,

I Never Go Jogging, It Makes Me Spill My Martini.

Be Quick To Learn And Wise To Know.

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

How Did I Ever Get Sick? I've Already Had Everything.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .