When I Was A Boy The Dead

When Asked In His Late 90s If His Doctor Knew He Still Smoked, Burns Said, 'no ... He's Dead.'

I Honestly Think It Is Better To Be A Failure At Something You Love Than To Be A Success At Something You Hate.

Retirement At Sixty-five Is Ridiculous. When I Was Sixty-five I Still Had Pimples.

You Know You're Getting Old When You Stoop To Tie Your Shoelaces And Wonder What Else You Could Do While You're Down There.

Love Is A Lot Like A Backache. It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays, But You Know It's There.