Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Sex Can Be Fun After Eighty, After Ninety, And After Lunch!

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

Retire? I'm Going To Stay In Show Business Until I'm The Only One Left