As Long As You're Working, You Stay

By [age] 93, I Had Shrunk Quite A Lot. My Car Was Known As The Phantom Cadillac. People Would See It Whizzing By And They Would Swear There Was No Driver.

Critics Are Eunuchs At A Gang Bang.

If I Paid $3 Or $4 For A Cigar, First I'd Sleep With It.

There Are Two Kinds Of Cruises - Pleasure And With Children.

She Didn't Need To Go To Acting School To Learn That The Essence Of Acting Is To Act Like You're Not Acting.