Take Care Not To Wear Stripes That

I Smoke Cigars Because At My Age If I Don't Have Something To Hang On To I Might Fall Down.

Just Because You're Old That Doesn't Mean You're More Forgetful. The Same People Whose Names I Can't Remember Now I Couldn't Remember Fifty Years Ago. . .

I Don't Worry About Getting Old. I'm Old Already. Only Young People Worry About Getting Old.

I Spent A Year In That Town, One Sunday.

I Can't Afford To Die; I'd Lose Too Much Money.