Listen. I Got Three Expressions: Looking Left,

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

I Never Will Believe There Is Such A Thing As A Great Actor.

Movies Bore Me; Especially My Own.

There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People. The Trick Is To Stop Trying.

I Kept The Same Suit For Six Years And The Same Dialogue. They Just Changed The Title Of The Picture And The Leading Lady.